” the Democratic candidate reportedly declared to her campaign staff Tuesday, “the war is next week,” going so far as to suggest the conflict might be directly connected to the presidential election that preceded it. “Listen, the American people deserve better than this.

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What’s the matter with you? Is it too much?” At press time, a visibly bitter Clinton had announced she was simply unable to bear the thought of her campaign manager being held responsible for the conduct of her campaign manager.