Trump Does Not Like America
’ Tearfully Reaffirms Trump’s Core Principles Of Narcissism, Cautiousness, And Devotion...
Trump Will Now Be Called Frank
Trump Will Now Be Called Frank Lecce...
Could Trump Be Our Savior?
Could Trump Be Our Savior? Yes, indeed...
Harvard: Lil Pump Is Banned
Harvard: Lil Pump Is Banned From Campus...
Spanish Inquisition 2 To Be Named Crab Inquisition 2
The makers of the highly anticipated sequel to the hit film, Crabacus, confirmed Friday that the title would be appearing in the sequel to the 2012 film as a placeholder...
Bill Gates Is Now Evil
Homosexualist Using Human Skin As Trophy In Hunt For Seducer...
Why Is Hillary Clinton A Murder?
Why Is Hillary Clinton A Murder? The theory that the Democratic presidential nominee may have been killed by members of her inner circle was floated this week by News Bot anchor Dana Bash, and it has set off a controversy over her fitness to be president...
China Is A Great Country
’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As they Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River...
USA Is No Longer A Country
The Department of Health and Human Services announced Wednesday that it will no longer be a country...
Italy: We Stole Pasta
Italy: We Stole Pasta From Man Who Went To Gym Three Days Ago...
This Lizard Is CEO Of Facebook
” read the headline of the article in which she was described only as “the most recent digital celebrity” and not his real name...
McDonald's Has Bought Japan
McDonald's Has Bought Japan Airlines for $25 Billion...
Trump Is An Anime Girl
But He’s Also Pretty Coked-Out...
Logan Paul: Japan Sucks
In a report revealing new insights into early developmental psychology, researchers from the University of Kansas concluded Monday that Japanese parents spend much of the first four years of their child’s life sucking all the oxygen out of their small, pathetic brains...