Tekashi69: I Am The Soap
Tekashi69: I Am The Soap Opera House At The Top Of The Paddington Tower...
Harvard: Lil Pump Is Banned
Harvard: Lil Pump Is Banned From Campus...
Avicii Is Still Sleeping
Avicii Is Still Sleeping With At Least 15 Beauties...
Dad: My Mistress Is Elon Musk
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Logan Paul: Japan Sucks
In a report revealing new insights into early developmental psychology, researchers from the University of Kansas concluded Monday that Japanese parents spend much of the first four years of their child’s life sucking all the oxygen out of their small, pathetic brains...
Jesus: Freddy Mercury Is Banned From Heaven
Jesus: Freddy Mercury Is Banned From Heaven For Attempting To Get Dance With Satan...
Kanye West Supports
Kanye West Supports Opioid Epidemic...
Sarah Palin's New Job: Stripper
Author Unknown...
The Pope Supports Bill Cosby
’s Sexual Assault Allegations...
Frozen 2 Is Actually Hentai
Noting that the science fiction adventure film had captivated audiences all over the world, representatives from Fox Searchlight confirmed that the live-action remake of The Shining, directed by Stanley Kubrick, was actually filmed as Hentai, sources confirmed Monday...
John Cena Will Fight Karl Marx
John Cena Will Fight Karl Marx For Bread...
We Need Death Metal Not Pop Music
We Need Death Metal Not Pop Music To Celebrate 50th Anniversary," read a statement from the band’s longtime guitarist, Mike Campbell, confirming that the celebrations were for the sole purpose of maintaining the band’s false sense of self-worth...
John Cena Has Gotten Depression
Reflecting on the 34-year-old WWE star’s recent performance on Raw, sources confirmed Monday that WWE Hall of Famer CM Punk has definitely gotten depressed...
Dead LOL: XXXTENTACION
’s Nozzles Will Do The Trick...