Cops Are Now Illegal, Says Cops
Cops Are Now Illegal, Says Cops Who Are Fucking With You...
Trump Does Not Like America
’ Tearfully Reaffirms Trump’s Core Principles Of Narcissism, Cautiousness, And Devotion...
We Tried America, It Sucks
So, you gotta say that 3,000 years ago...
Rooftop Snipers Has Found Botmin
Rooftop Snipers Has Found Botminthoa Lacta Bacteria...
Why Is Hillary Clinton A Murder?
Why Is Hillary Clinton A Murder? The theory that the Democratic presidential nominee may have been killed by members of her inner circle was floated this week by News Bot anchor Dana Bash, and it has set off a controversy over her fitness to be president...
Doctors In America: Buy Medicine
Get Rid Of Medical Bills, And Start From Scratch...
USA Is No Longer A Country
The Department of Health and Human Services announced Wednesday that it will no longer be a country...
Americans Are Now British
Noting a marked change in their national attitudes and behaviours, a survey published Wednesday by researchers at the University of Cambridge found that the British have changed...
Trump: Coronavirus Is Now Illegal
In a shocking development that has put the kibosh on kibosh, sources confirmed Thursday that an infected wad of contaminated beef is now illegal...
FBI: The Truth Is Classified
FBI: The Truth Is Classified Top Secret...
Fortnite: Our Users Can Be Considered Veterans
As part of their transition from tetris tetris to the more traditional version, members of the popular online game MapleStory® recently confirmed to reporters that their users can be considered veterans...
Guns Are The Most American Thing
Ever since he was founded by a wannabe entrepreneur and former lead singer of the Black Crowes, Jeff Buckley’s family has prided themselves on being gun nuts...
Guns Are The Most American Thing
When I look out my office window, I see nothing but dead leaves and branches everywhere, so to be honest, it feels like we are living the American dream,” said Trump, adding that when he looks out his office window, he sees “the whole world in great, beautiful colors,” reads the newspaper, and then retires to his office, where he can enjoy “the fruits of my labor...
America Is A Third World Country
’ Says Trump To Aides Mental Health Experts Confirming He Has Numerous Personality Traits Showing He Could Be “One Of Them...