McDonald's Has Food Now
The fast-food chain confirmed Wednesday it will now offer local delivery in all 50 states after proving itself to be a top contender for customer flavor of the year...
Bill Gates Is Now Evil
Homosexualist Using Human Skin As Trophy In Hunt For Seducer...
This Lizard Is CEO Of Facebook
” read the headline of the article in which she was described only as “the most recent digital celebrity” and not his real name...
McDonald's Has Bought Japan
McDonald's Has Bought Japan Airlines for $25 Billion...
Dad: My Mistress Is Elon Musk
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The Pope: We're Hiring More Boys
The Pope: We're Hiring More Boys To Help With Massage...
New Religion: Elon Musk
’s HyperSpace Pop Culture Travels To London, Docks With Rockefeller Foundation...
Sarah Palin's New Job: Stripper
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Toilet Paper Is Money
Toilet Paper Is Money Well Spent...
Your Body Is Not A Job
Your Body Is Not A Job And It’s A Shame That You’re Not Fucking With Me Again,” said the President to his top advisors, adding that he feels like he has “pretty much run it up” and is looking forward to continuing the downward spiral of personal and professional growth that has been his entire career thus far...
Bill Gates Has Money
Bill Gates Has Money Problem...
Australia Bans Mark Zuckerberg
Australia Bans Mark Zuckerberg From Facebook CEO By Lobbying Law...
Netflix Only Has Porn Now
Netflix Only Has Porn Now For 60 Minutes...
Money Laundry Is Legal If You're Rich
Miserable Man Think He’s So Coked-Out...