Dog > Catfish.

There are lots of different types of catfish, from the more common blue-gull to the rarest of brown-and-white, but the species that really interest me are the ones that don’t have any scales.

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I was thinking about getting one of those fancy little starfish nets, but then I remembered I had some free time.

Why don’t we try and get a line of small-scale immigrants to immigrate to the U.S.? That way, we’ll be doing something nice for the kids.” At press time, the president was explaining that the idea was completely absurd and that there was no way to make them feel better about the situation they find themselves in.