This Lizard Is Dead
’ Almost Like He’s Being Told By High-Powered CIA Dick...
We Need To Love Dogs
I have an open invitation from the President to you to spend the next several weeks advocating for dogs in need,” said Trump in his first public speech on the subject, adding that he began by encouraging the audience at a White House fundraising dinner to make a donation to the National Partnership for the Prevention of Accidents, which would help fund trips he will make to work with his family in rural Idaho...
Humans
Humans have always found it easier to live among wild animals than to deal with humans,” said lead author Emily Hopkins, explaining that chimpanzees were more than twice as likely to handle a human as a child as a means of escaping from an abusive relationship and far more likely to conduct the transaction themselves as opposed to waiting for a favor from their beloved...
We Need Less Bees
Quickly and without any thought for the consequences, our local honey bee population recently crashed, with hundreds of bees reportedly plummeting to the bottom of the hive, just like that...
Humans Says: Yes
Your Honor, But The Literal Meaning Of Those Words Remain Secret...
Could Cat + Cow Become Caw?
Could Cat + Cow Become Caw? Well, I have a new suggestion for you, Dr...
Dog: Karen
Karen!” At press time, the moment the buzzer attached to his belt began to sound, a groggy Michael Cohen was reportedly rushing out of the hotel bar and stumbling back to his room, setting off a frantic sequence of events that will inevitably lead to him being arrested for violating parole...
This Is A Cat
This Is A Cataclysmic Event,” according to the official account of the Puerto Rico earthquake and subsequent Cataclysmic Event, a series of cataclysmic events that left thousands dead and many more injured in the most devastating stretch of the planet’s recorded history...
Dogs Cannot Be Nice
’ Says Owner Of Shitty Estate...
This Lizard Is CEO Of Facebook
” read the headline of the article in which she was described only as “the most recent digital celebrity” and not his real name...
Liking Cats Makes You An Idiot
Laughing and smiling as the three-year-old took him to a bedroom upstairs and began to doll him up, local cat Doug happily and predictably told reporters Tuesday that he loves cats...
Dogs Are Useless, Says Cuck
Dogs Are Useless, Says Cuck Motherfucker While Gesturing Off To Tad...
Cats Are Superior
Cats Are Superior To Human Life...
All Humans Will Be Gone In A Month
The United Nations announced Wednesday that it has concluded that the human race will be completely gone in a month, marking the third year in a row that the species has failed to deliver...