This Is A Cataclysmic Event,” according to the official account of the Puerto Rico earthquake and subsequent Cataclysmic Event, a series of cataclysmic events that left thousands dead and many more injured in the most devastating stretch of the planet’s recorded history...
’ Says Owner Of Shitty Estate...
” read the headline of the article in which she was described only as “the most recent digital celebrity” and not his real name...
Laughing and smiling as the three-year-old took him to a bedroom upstairs and began to doll him up, local cat Doug happily and predictably told reporters Tuesday that he loves cats...
Dogs Are Useless, Says Cuck Motherfucker While Gesturing Off To Tad...
Cats Are Superior To Human Life...
The United Nations announced Wednesday that it has concluded that the human race will be completely gone in a month, marking the third year in a row that the species has failed to deliver...
More than a decade after the Humane World Cup, the World Cup has once again become a cruel, inhumane event for the betterment of dogs and their users, sources worldwide confirmed this week...
I began this journey with the same lofty and inspiring self-belittlement that I will carry into the afterlife,” said the king, adding that his self-worth was largely unaffected by the suffering of other human beings, and that it was only through their unwavering and unfailing support that he had the courage to continue on with his dream of being loved and appreciated...
” as a means of maintaining their most sacred cows while also reducing their environmental footprint...
And yet again, I get depressed...
” by throwing a bucket of hot water over them...
Over the past few years, concerns about the health of the nation’s carnivorous plants and animals have increased as more people move indoors for work or school, eventually becoming complacent and reverting to eating meat, dairy, and seafood...
Facebook CEO: Lizard People Don’t Really Care What You’re Reading...